Today is the 17th July 2007 and I'm not in a very playful mood. I make no apologies for what I am about to express in my web page and if you don't want to know what is 'getting up my goat' then DON'T READ ANY FURTHER!

Okay. I've decided to get a few things off my chest.

Gripe #1.
I'm not exactly a skinny person so I feel as though I have every right to say what I'm about to say!

Who the hell is responsible for this so called 'fashion' of chicks who are pudgy, plump, chubby, tubby, porky, fat or just plain lard arses to get about in mid-riff tops and skintight hipster jeans, so that their jelly bellies hang out, thus making them look like blueberry muffins (a.k.a. muffin tops)

Who is telling them they look good? Where are their friends to say, "You know Felicity, with your blubber hanging over like that you look like a chuppa chup!" ? If they really are thier friends, they would tell them that it is not flattering looking like that. Or maybe hanging around these girls makes them look even better.

As I said, I'm not a thin person, in fact I weigh over the 100kg mark myself, but would you want to see me walking around like this? Of course not. Unless you are some sort of sick chubby chasing pervie!

Now don't get Mikey the Bastard wrong. I'm not the type of guy who says chicks need to be anorexic toothpicks for them to be sexy, I actually prefer a girl to look healthy rather than be wafer thin, but someone should let the muffin tops know that it is not a good look and they should cover up. OR if they want to wear these sorts of clothes, lose some weight. Stop going to the golden arches and KKKFC (those growth hormones are not good for you), unless you take up a hobby like boulimia.

Gripe #2. Spam. Junk email. Call it what you will.

I get sick and tired of getting offers that are exclusively for me!!!
I get stuff like: Your loan approval has gone through and you qualify for $365,000 and Hurry. These blue chip stocks won't stay this low forever. Buy now. through to Hello friend. I am the governor of some obscure small country in South Africa that you have never heard of and if you give me your bank details, I will transfer 300 squillion dollars into your account and when I successfully escape my country, I will contact you and let you have 10% of the royal wealth. all the way up to Add 3 inches to the length of your penis.
What the hell am I going to do with a 4 1/2 inch knob? (If I do find a use for it, I better get me some of those cheap viagra's I got an email about!)

Gripe #3. Viruses.

Even though I keep my anti-virus software up to date, I still seem to get a virus or a spyware of some description every now and then and it really frustrates me.
What sort of low-life scum writes these things anyway? I know that it wouldn't be anybody who works for an anti-virus company, that would be out of the question. Just because the anti-virus companies are the ones who make a squillion dollars each year from 'counteracting' these viruses, please don't think that I blame them. That would be like saying the U.S. government was responsible for the 9-11 fiasco. I mean, REALLY!

Okay. I feel a bit better now. Just needed to air my grieviences.

You can email me here and if you have anything to add, I might post it here and let the whole world know. (might not too)

So. Now that you are here, check out some of the things, in this demented little peice of the universe, that don't piss me off.
I don't care if they matter to you or not, this is my page and that is that!

Essendon Football Club. My beloved Bombers! The greatest AFL football team in the known universe!
Bottom! The greatest comedy on television from those whacky guys Ade Edminson and Rik Mayall
Futurama! From the creator of The Simpsons comes a hilarious look at the future
Guinea Pigs! Yes Guinea Pigs (stop being so pervy) I'm talking about the proper care of them!
the B-52's the worlds greatest party band!


This is a mtb creation.